We were talking the other day and in my best Minnesota vernacular I said, “Don’t ya know, he’s just a double F’er.” I was immediately told I shouldn’t swear. I guess we use the letter F so often for other purposes we forget it might have other meanings. A double F’er is a fault finder. You know the kind – when it’s a beautiful warm sunny day, they will always find fault with it. It’s too hot. It’s too humid, etc. I have often wondered how a person becomes a double F’er. The standard joke for a male is that his shorts are too tight. Unfortunately, that cause doesn’t work well for women, but there are double F’er women as well. I had a friend suggest that double F’er’s had been dropped on their heads as babies and their positive bone had fallen out of their heads as a result. Sounds good to me. How about you?
